Sunday, 12 October 2008

Kids...Getting fuct by the law pepa style



Right i dunno about you but kids are a mothafuckah, i m on some Bernie Mac shit (RIP)...i will fuck a kid up. I aint talkin about my kids i m talkin about your or some other dudes kids that are little shits.
These days kids ain t got no P or Qs unless they are listening to kano or they are doing weed deals in the bin chute of the block...these lil fuckers dont respect their olders. I aint havin it no more, i started a one man war of pulling cards and making these little punks shit a brick or look stupid. One way i do this is just by walking in the shops past a gang of kids and stopping and looking at the smallest one, i then lunge at them and shout.."What did you say...go on what did you say...you little fukin nerk i dare you" the face goes from cheeky wide by to shoegazzy in seconds. I am like the Berkshire version of Bronson (Charles or Mr from Grange hill) without the tash or the Deathwish anyway i watch these kids..no peado..and pick out the Hoodie clan from the good kids..and the chav hoodies get their cards pulled.


Pepa aka Bronson
Another payback is Oi this is a goodone they shit their calvins and you get to piss ya self at the outcome..i did one of these the other week with spliff...We was loungin in Blutowers and saw two little fuckers being a bit naughty so from the top floor of the block i shouted.."Oiiiiiiiiiiii" they ran for 1400 meters round a corner over into a next estate and stopped runnin but acting cagey..so i shouted again a bit louder...:"OOOOiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" they was off like they had a rocket in their arse i swear anyway they thought they got away and i let rip..."OOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU" they hurdled a fence and was gone with pants shitted...and me and Spliff richard laughed mental payback..its the best way to fight the hoods...I urge you to try this.
The thing that really gets me is these little thick thug school drop outs are breading at a ridic rate...which also means at the minute they are getting laid more than me...that aint a good look.
I know i m at that grown man stage cos now i can rock a cap and the old bill dont even look at me a few years ago it woulda been a stop and search and all that.

These kids are fuct man i dont get em we used to leave school have a end of year party in a park all get pissed and finger a bird or throw up and do some Jesus type shit by sharing a qauter of Red seal between 100 kids and everyone got lean. Now kids leave school cop a gun or knife and stab a classmate while having unprotected sex high on crack filming it on their phone to put on Bebo or Youtube that night ...whats up with glue?..these kids just jump straight in to the hardcore.

Kids hey...bloody kids...if you are a good parent you get props but if you aint and your kid comes in sayin they shit their pants some dude went ape shit at them...its your fault.
Anyway i m off to school my boys on the diffrence between a clean rat and hot dog warta in a bit you Nerks.

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