Check this cheeky little monkey....its a fuking cowboy monkey jockey, can you believe it. Word is that the UK race scene is looking to primates to be the jockeys for the sport of kings, this is due to the bung and race rigging scandals.
The monkeys will race in events like the Grand national and the Gold cup. At present there are monkey cowboy jockeys like the ones above in America, The monkeys redneck owner and trainer said "he goes ape shit for this dogging action it drives him fuckin naanas yeee haaah".
Not only did they make this monkey ride a dog but they also dressed him like a Fag so now all the other monkeys think he is a sell out.
I look foward to this new race action hitting the UK as racing is boring as fuck, other sports due to hit the UK in the near future are Bear Motorbike stunt riding, Bear boxing and Monkey Wrestling...the Pepamill will keep you updated.
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