Jumpjets Nasty Birds

Nasty Biches…every guy has fuct one, the sort of bird you hide from your mates you know theses birds..Jumpjets as we call them. Jumpjets are the sort of bird you jump then jet straight after as they are nasty mutts.
I have seen some of these things do the nasty in places you would not believe..dont get me wrong I love a good ho but there is a difference between a good ho and a nasty jumpjet.
I have encountered one jumpjet on another site she is called skruface she has sent some pictures of her splurged rat..take a look…..

She is the sort of bird that thinks classy is when you eat one malteaser at a time and she wipes her flange with sandpaper to get rid of some of her hardskin where her rathole is over used.

A jumpjet is a grade A hotdog warta producer, they write in text speak, is common as fuck, dumber than Jade Goofy and the only thing she can cook is pot noodle..sadly these types of fluff normally have kids, which makes you glad we have children in need and Jamie Oliver.
I m a grown ass man like my fellow dudes at the Pepamill so we don’t deal with these skets we had good old fasion hoes we dealt with..now these young dudes have these new breads of jumpjets to deal with good luck my young dudes I feel for you..Hoes just aint like they used to be.

Anyway i m off to watch Ross Kemp on gangs and have a Guiness laters nerks